Whisker Dick


when your pubic hairs are at the length where you can’t decide if you want to trim them or not
guy1: bro, i have whisker d-ck right now, what should i do?
guy2: are you banging that chick this weekend?
guy1: no man shes busy
guy2: screw it do it later
1. a person of male gender who is far from well endowed – one of many terms of endearment / degredation used by some of the friendly folks of the laid back crew
1. listen here whiskerd-ck, either drop supplies and spot the enemy or don’t play the role of commander in battlefield 2

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