whisker tits


noun – a set of br–sts on a woman that have light bristly hairs that surround the areola. otherwise known as a nip o’ clock shadow.

1: hey look at those t-tties. i’d like to plant my face in those.
2: no way man, she’s got whisker t-ts. you might choke on a hair.

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