Whiskey Bilzer
the act of rubbing pr-ckly t-st-cl-s onto the body of an unsuspecting female. imaginethe agony of testis (complete with a five o-clock shadow) scratching down the back of a sun-burned woman sleeping on the beach. with proper management one may turn their t-st-cl-s into a cacti-like pr-cking machine.
“dude, i totally pulled the whiskey bilzer out on jeff’s sister last night! it looks like she ran through a rose bush!”
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