whiskey shits


the acrid vile often unexpected liquid black excrement that comes spewing forth violently after a whiskey binge.
1. i was in the can most of the morning because of those godd-mned whiskey sh-ts.

2. he thought it was a fart, but it turned out he had the whiskey sh-ts.
the type of excrement that is delivered after a night of heavy drinking, where the odor wreaks of putrid and half-digested alcohol and permeates the location in which said “sh-ts” were dropped.
dude, that was such a party. i was so hammered. man, i tell ya, i had such a bad case of the whiskey sh-ts that i almost made myself barf when i went to the can.
the loose and heavy bowel movements that follow from a night of excessive drinking.
i can’t make it out today, the whiskey sh-ts have me grounded.
the amazingly unpopular drink consisting of two key ingredients; pepto bismol and rye whiskey. although not very tasty, the drink consists of a drop shot of whiskey into the pepto. after effects very distinctly among users. use at your own risk.

for the not as daring you can do the reverse whiskey sh-t which is the drop shot of pepto into a cup of whiskey. will get you drunk faster.
i was trying to prevent the whiskey sh-ts the day after so i ordered a whiskey sh-t

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