whisky dicked
when a guy can not get it up, because he drank too much whisky. if he manages to get a slight woody, he usually can not achieve an -rg-sm. he’s too numb to get off.
lori: dude, your damh c-ck is soft again.
alexander: i’m sorry baby doll, i’m in love with my bottle of whisky.
lori: yeah, you’re whisky d-cked again.
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