whister


a lonley pubic hair left by an unknown person that is clinging to the seat of a public toilet by static electricity. this is the hair that can not be removed with a single whipe of toilet paper as it jumpes from spot to spot from the static cling. the rule upon finding one of these deviant hair is to kneel down purse your lips to blow gently and at the same time make a wish……who needs to wait for a shooting star when these are so common.
teenage girl:oh gross i’m so sick of these nasty freakazoids leaving their hair around…oh well i guess it gives me a free whister.

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