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the ultimate stoner fast food joint popularized by “harold and k-mar go to white castle”. sometimes open 24/7, catering to potheads with a nasty case of the munchies. for f-ck’s sake, they actually sell a godd-mn paper case filled with 30 burgers. you’ll get the runs and your heart will explode…but it’s really freaking good!
i’m high as sh-t and it’s 1 in the morning. let’s go to white castle.
the best f-cking burger place in the tri-state area.
bryce and derek go to white castle.
wc is the first hamburger chain ever opened (1921 in ohio). burgers were 5 cents at the time. the building was designed to show strength and purity.
wc is located in 10 different states (mi, oh, il, in, ny, ky, tn, mo, mn). it is not the same as krystal burger.
cooked on a cushion of steaming onions, the little square burgers (with five holes for the steam go through so the burgers never have to be turned) are served up on little soft buns with pickle chips and mustard. if you order them “with everything,” you get ketchup, too. you can order cheeseburgers and other miscellanea as well. the catch-phrase, “it’s what you crave,” is apropos, as any castle fan knows, they are addictive. it’s the place you go to when you get kicked out of your wedding hall at 2 am, bars close, or you just need that taste.
they are easy to find in bad neighborhoods, you have to look a bit in the burbs (bad neighborhoods serve ’em up faster).
they can be sent packed in dry ice to other parts of the country, or you can find them in the freezer section. but, nothing beats them hot and fresh.
they used to be called sliders or gut bombs, but now they are trademarked as slyders.
they are often purchased by the sack (10) or the case (30). after drinking too much, they are consumed in “time trials,” to see the top speed for consuming a sack of 10.
when i visit detroit, the first stop from the airport is the white castle on livernois and warren ave. don’t bring the good car.

“yeah, lemme have 20 castles with everything, two c-kes, a shake, and onion chips.”

the only place that you remember to go to after you close down the bars. usually will employ the kids from the short bus or the local trailor park.
she let me hit it on da first date cause i took her to white castle.
1. fast food restaraunt which sells hamburgers.

2. fast food restaraunt which sells drugs.

3. place to leave annoying people at late hours, in bad neighborhoods.
family guy: russell! where have you been?! you should have been here hours ago!

russell: i was at white castle.

family guy: were you buying hamburgers or were you buying dope?

russell: neither, they left me in patterson, nj, at 2:15 am.

family guy: why?

russell: cause i’m a nerd.

bob: write up.
a term used for hooking up with your ex. used because just like the restaurant white castle, it seems like a good idea at the time, but you really regret it the following morning.
sh-t dude, i just pulled a white castle with katie last night. that was a bad idea.
a place where you eat these small greasy hamburgers and get terrible gas.

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