white eyeliner
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on a woman’s face — via either wild masturbation or a priceless bl-w j-b — and then using your c-ck to rub j-sm around the woman’s eye as if applying eyeliner.
the woman is then ready for a fanstastic night on the town! all that remains is for you to put on her dirty sanchez disguise!
somehow, she looked less like a wh-r-, and more like your mom, when i applied some white eyeliner.
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