White Monkey


when someone takes a sh-t, j-zzes on it… and then throws it at someone.
armando found martha cheating on him after a long day at work; he decided to get revenge by giving them both a white monkey.
cocaine. el mono blanco in spanish
jim jensen: “i finally got the white monkey off my back”
interviewer: “cocaine, jim?”
jim jensen: “who’s talking about cocaine, i’m taking about mich-lle marsh, what a horse!”

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