White Picket Fencing
having s-x in the missionary position while wearing a condom and white sport socks for five minutes with your heteros-xual spouse while your newborn child sleeps in the next room. neither partner looks each other in the eye or makes a sound before the male partner -rg-sms.
white picket fencing is practiced most commonly in suburban neighbourhoods or at kink parties, where it is considered a fetish.
“mary and john engaged in white picket fencing once monthly.”
“while at the underground kink party, peggy and brian performed white picket fencing for the crowd.”
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