white schnauzer
as one of america’s most popular dog breeds, many owners become attached to their schnauzer dogs, and express their affection by putting their p-n-s inside the animal’s long, p-n-s-shaped mouth. due to the schnauzer’s unique over-sized nasal cavity, however, when the owner -j-c-l-t-s into the dog’s mouth, much of the c-m enters the nose via the throat and begins dripping out through the schnauzer’s nostrils, creating an enjoyable experience for dog and man alike.
hey paul, i don’t want your c-m on my rug, please c-m inside the schnauzer instead”… “joke is on you jan, i did as you asked, but now we have a white schnauzer, and he is spraying s-m-n on your floor with every sneeze
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