white tears


1. a description of the behavior of a white person playing the victim in a racial discussion.

or

2. crying like a white girl to get your way.
1. you: statistics show that black people use drugs at the same rate as whites, but are 10 times more likely to go to jail for it.
white person: well, some homeless guy called me a cracker once, so it goes both ways. in fact, you are the racist for even bringing this up! -white tears-

2. i was going to fail my cl-ss since i hadn’t turned in any work since october, but i cried some white tears to my professor and he let me p-ss.
i think it could be a synonym for c-m, stored in some kind of case, maybe a sock.
there’s her hand now on the c-ck sock
filled with white tears from the thrift store

from the song “carolina” by adam green

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