when a white person runs as fast as they possibly can, trying to achieve the same speed as usain bolt
friend a: holy sh*t! did you see how fast billy bob joe was running?
friend b: he must be trying to white usain bolt
a variation of bis*xual and semis*xual. people who are bisemis*xual are bis*xual but does not have the desire to act on the same s*x. boy 1 : i caught brad watching gay p*rn last night but he said he didn’t wanna sleep with me. boy 2 : yeah brad is bisemis*xual.
- lemonade bankrobber
a person who is a stellar example of the dunning-kruger effect in action. that means they have very low experience in a subject yet greatly overestimate their skills, which more often than not makes themselves look like an *ss. it was named after the case of mcarthur wheeler, who was the inspiration of the dunning-kruger […]
- second spit
your best friend dating your ex before a week is up man elijah is getting second spit from amber
an act or action which makes life better for a person or many, and/or which makes the earth a better place for co-existence. dear god, i feel like my work has been pretty dang upworthy, so i should make around $1 mill. for this project..