white van


the vehicle you will most commonly hear being described in cases of kidnappings and escaped pedophiles.
would you be surprised to see mr. rogers driving a white van?

i wouldn’t.
no matter how old they are, the male driver of this van will always spend less time watching the road and more time eyeing up any member of the opposite s-x. if you get two men at the front of the van, you are more than likely to have the non-driver wind down the window and make some laddish comment. usually grown-up townies (see also). also see: paedo, paedophile
“origh’?” said the 40-year-old man in his white van to the 14-year-old girl walking by.
an obvious but false lead. white vans are usually -ssociated with deviate activity so it is easy to point to a white van when something happens. for example, during the washington dc sniper shootings, authorities were looking for a (duh) white van when the culprits were in a maroon chevy caprice
the white van they pulled over at midnight turned out to be a plumber on an emergency call. the real perps got away in their purple scion.

i traced the person you told me stole my books but your lead was a ginormous white van.

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