white yogurt face blanket


the act of covering someone’s face with so much s-m-n that it resembles a blanket of yogurt
“hey tommy what did you do last night?”

“well i hooked up with this girl from the internet. she looked kinda busted but she gobbled my man thermos then i gave her the white yogurt face blanket.”

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