whitefish bay
a small suberb pop: 13,000, just north of milwaukee. commonly called whitefolks bay. most of its citizens are upper-middle cl-ss. has 2 public elementary school, one of the best rated middle schools (and so far one of the best forensic teams) in wisconsin and two high schools, one public, and one not. incredibly conveienet due to the fact that everywhere is easily accessible via foot. is infact ~not~ highly consertive, yet split, just like the rest of wisconsin. up until around middle school, but may still remain so, is often split into a north end and south end . “downtown” is considered to be silverspring, which runs east west in the middle of the city. the streets were also built ~over~ the rivers and creeks that used to be there, providing a mosquito free envoirment.
word of advice: don’t go to the parks in whitefish bay, cayhill and big bay at night.
whitefish bay is a small town located in milwaukee, wisconsin. it’s absolutely tiny and it’s terrible to live in. everyone knows everyone. only white people live there. everyone’s conservative and use their rich suburbian parents’ money to buy drugs and pretend their lives are hard. there’s a whitefish bay middle school and high school. there are tons of little cliques in every grade and the teachers are r-t-rded, like ms. smurawa who left over spring break because she was on drugs or something. all the girls are wannabe sl-ts and the guys are wannabe stoners. never move to whitefish bay, it’s full of rumors and bullsh-t.
frankie: omg i just got this weed from marcus
claudia: omg like cool you wanna hang out after school and we can have s-x or something?
frankie: yeah, great, right after we smoke dis sh-t up.
random person: that’s green tea you dumbsh-t
frankie: really? well you can’t blame me, i live in whitefish bay.
also known as:
-whitefolks bay
-whitefish gay
-whiteface bay
-whiteb-tch bay
yea so basically its a gay place to live so dont ever move there….
living in whitefish bay sucks.
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