Whitt Switch


following a statement from party a to party b, a “whitt switch” refers to a
retort from party b to party a in which party b changes a word or phrase
from party a’s statement, but considers the latter statement to be original.
when the bill arrives at an expensive restaurant, party a turns to
party b and says “don’t you owe me for lunch last week when i paid for your
meal at the palmetto pig?”

{everyone laughs}

party b retorts, “don’t you owe me from that day i bought you lunch at
wendy’s?”

{silence}

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