Whittum


the oh too clingy pieces of faeces that hang on to the pubic hair of a persons booty. often occur from a lack of wiping ones -n-s properly after squeezing out a fudgie.
“i have a huge -ssed whittum” “unlucky, you clearly haven’t wiped properly. dirty b-st-rd”

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