who-am-i-kidding condom
the condom that all guys above 13 have in their wallets and bring to parties even though they know that they wont be getting any.
dude a:hey, i think that girl likes me.
dude b:take her upstairs…
dude a:allright, i dont think anything will happen though. im way out of her legue.
dude b:well do you have your who-am-i-kidding condom?
dude a:yeah…
dude b:then you might aswell try. if the rooms a-rocking, i wont come knocking
the sole condom, possibly past it’s use-by date that is stored in the wallet of the hopelessly single.
that b-tch stole my wallet! i mean seriously, what’s she going to do with my expired driver’s license and who-am-i-kidding? condom
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