Whole Foods


an upscale market catering to those seeking “all natural” and organic foods–as well as a unique shopping experience. the customer service is pretty good. whole foods is a bit pricey, but their “365” brand items are reasonable. the prepared foods hot bar is an awesome place to lunch at.
dude, i just had lunch at whole foods–the mushroom lasagna–and now i’m just about broke
a place with natural “whole food” but it’s really expensive. also known as “whole paycheck”.
i went down to whole paycheck today for lunch. their food bar is $5.99. it cost me $10 to get something decent.
the semi-organic grocery store for hippies and yuppies.
yuppie: i drive my volvo to whole foods every weekend so i can spare no expense in having the purest fresh produce.

hippie: i shop at whole foods so i can buy peanut b-tter in biodegradable containers.
a place where you can be served great-tasting, varied, organic food and upper-middle cl-ss pretension in equal measure.
wannabe trophy wife #1 – “so, what are you up to today?”

wannabe trophy wife #2 – “nothing much, just got back from whole foods.”
an upscale “all natural” grocery store catering to cougers and cubs. a meeting point or stomping ground for older woman between ages of 35-55 to go on the prowl at in search of young men between the ages of 17-27. the prepared foods hot bar is “the” place to find a cougar/cub hook-up.
mary, 47, whose husband who is commonly gone on business-trips, often goes to whole-foods to pick up a cub every now and then to satisfy her-needs.
the quintessential scuppie supermarket.
scuppies love to spend copious amounts of their disposable income on all the organic, free-range, fair trade groceries found at whole foods.
not all hippies or self proclamed \”hippies\” eat whole foods, not all people who eat whole foods are hippy, vegetarian freeks. whole foods is not a group of people.

whole foods are fruits, vegetables, legumes, grains that have not been processeed or their nature tampered with in any way. whole foods have a greater amount of vitamins, minerals and enzymes because they have not been removed from processing. examples: apples, broccoli, whole wheat rice, garlic cloves. not frozen peas, canned tomatos, dehydrated peaches.

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