whom


a word totally misused by teachers and other school administration who want to parade their ‘knowledge’ in front of anyone and everyone that is unfortunately unable to block out the barrage of nonsense.
teacher: -whom- is using the pencil sharpener?

me: um…that’s wrong

teacher: shut up! whom is the teacher here, may i ask?
what an educated owl says.
an owl says “who”.
an educated owl says “whom”.
n. (objective case of who) a word commonly abused by idiots.

i bet if you had to indite a sentence using who and whom correctly, you’d fail.
correct: who killed whom?
a simple and useful word that, like the adverb, baffles the americans.
from whom did saddam get his wmds?
follows as the object of a preposition. often used by idiots to intimidate other idiots.
dude: man you gotta check out this kick–ss track!

second dude: by whom?

dude: uhhhhhhh… you lost me.
meaning who or what are you saying
whom? did you say?
pr-noun. a contraction for “who him?”. appropriate for most situations where one must choose between the words who and whom and risk possible grammatical embarr-ssment.
who’m?

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