whomping willow


the god d-mn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.
look a car! i think i’ll eat it!!1
a violent orgy or s-xual party
john so i walked in and my roommate was having a whomping willow on my bed!
zac better wash your sheets!

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