whorecast


the probability of finding many attractive females at an event ; the expected hot girl to guy ratio at a social gathering…usually checked before deciding if one should actually attend or not.
john: “are you guy’s interested in going to justin’s party tonight?”

chris: “i don’t know, what’s the expected wh-r-cast look like?”
a male’s forecast of who he will be sleeping with soon.
“hey james, who you goin out with tomorrow?”
“i donno, i gotta check the wh-r-cast”
the usually pre-recorded message that you hear when calling a go-go bar. a list of the day’s/night’s line up of dancers.
“i don’t know if it’ll be any good tonight at roxy’s, why don’t you call ’em and get the wh-r-cast?

a typical wh-r-cast: “tonight at roxy’s non-stop go-go: nikki, amber, porsche, destiny, mercedes, tatiana…”etc.
a prediction of the prevalence and quality of women expected somewhere.
“i’m at the bar, come over.”
“but, i’m in bed. what’s the wh-r-cast?”
“hurricane v-g-n- just made land fall.”
a prediction of the prevalence and quality of women expected somewhere.
“i’m at the bar, come over.”
“but, i’m in bed. what’s the wh-r-cast?”
“right now it’s raining t-ts. i’d get here before it breaks.”
the daily outlook on s-x life as a married couple
jon: what’s the wh-r-cast tonight?

carrie: partly frigid with a 80% percent chance of no s-x

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