Whorecrux
a fragment of the soul created when allowing another being to physically enter your body, thus splitting your soul via the v-g-n-.
hermione has f-cked so many wizards she has created enough wh-r-cruxes to fill the room of requirement…twice.
a harry potter related insult, used when somebody is being annoying and evil, due to the pure evil nature of a horcrux.
voldemort: nagini won’t come out with me tonight. she’s such a wh-r-crux.
“wh-r-crux” is a portmanteu of “wh-r-“, which is a derogatory slang term that refers to a prost-tute or a promiscuous woman, and “horcrux”, which is a term from the harry potter series by j.k. rowling that refers to seven artifacts which lord voldemort used to store each part of his fragmented soul.
wh-r-cruxes are objects that remind you of a verbally and/or physically abusive ex girlfriend, and must be destroyed in order to ensure that her influence in your love life is gone forever. it could be anything, like a photograph, an e-mail, or even a movie you both used to enjoy. if it brings to mind any memory of your ex, good or bad, then it must be disposed of, or at least put out of sight.
person 1: “i found a pink net sponge in my bathroom. it belonged to my ex girlfriend.”
person 2: “that’s not a forget-me-not, man! that’s a wh-r-crux! get rid of it!”
person 1: “you’re a dork and an -sshole.”
a term wizarding men use for loose muggle women who carry their half-blood child. (a sp-wn of their soul)
d-mn, that pansy parkinson is such a wh-r-crux. she let draco malfoy go loco in her chamber of secrets!
a woman or hooker who has very small morals, and little or no soul.
bellatrix lestrange is a bit of a wh-r-crux isn’t she?
an individual whose general existence is so repulsive to the point where your darkest fears radiate out of their being, or has the ability to split their soul and/or grossness into multiple parts and disperse it throughout the world, ensuring that everyone neither has a good time, nor is comfortable with their lives.
yeah, it would, but that wh-r-crux is really killing my buzz, she just took a shot for the death of her grandmother
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