whorenity


youre not a sl-t unless you follow these symptoms of wh-r-nity

1.you’ll have s-x with only popular people

2.you wear ridiculously exposing clothes even if its 15 f-cking degrees (f)

3.you get jealous when someone you like is talking to someone you think is below your social status or very “ugly” (or you’re just a b-tch)

4.you have s-x without a condom even on birth control

6.you make people pay to have s-x with you because you wanna make side cash (vice versa)

7.you make someone a sandwich after s-x (unless you’re married)

8.you keep dating douche bags for money and complain about him treating you sh-tty

9.you have an std or sti (blue waffles esp.)

10.you know you’re a wh-r-
gossip girl 1.”omg i think she has wh-r-nity”
gossip girl 2. “obviously look at the herpes showing on her -ss from her short shorts”

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