whore’s handkerchief
an alternate term for baby wipes or wet wipes. while they are most commonly -ssociated with diaper-changing, wh-r-s’ handkerchiefs are also regularly employed by s-x professionals (as well as non-pros) of either gender to facilitate a cleansing of the undercarriage prior to engaging in some form of snugglelingus. while very useful in cold weather when it’s too chilly to take a shower; wh-r-s’ handkerchiefs are also a favorite of nasty–ss lazy folks, people on camping trips and water conservationists alike. wh’s can also can serve as a fancy subst-tute for toilet tissue.
female to d-ck cheney’s lesbian daughter, mary cheney: “my love, i fear that your washrooms’ supply of sh-t tickets has been fully depleted.”
mary cheney to female: “no sweat baby, i got an unopened stash of wh-r-‘s handkerchiefs under the sink. now you run along and make that gash smell like artificial petunias for mary…and hey, throw one’o them live baby dolphins into the piranha tank on yer way back, awright? they friggin’ love those!”
Read Also:
- Whose Man Is That?
a question asked, usually in a group setting, to describe a person that insits on being a part of a group even though no one is very familiar with that person. (random person joins a snowball fight with you and your friends) yo, whose man is that? i’m not claiming him!
- whovonian
a person obsessed with the show doctor who whovonian’s couldn’t believe it is so close to doctor who’s 5oth anniversary.
- blurtIMing
when you tend to hit enter after each word in an instant message conversation for no apparent reason. lauren: so lauren: today was lauren: like so lauren: much fun lauren: i can’t lauren: believe lauren: we got all that lauren: done lauren: so fast. lauren: it’s really lauren: unbelievable. anthony: yeah, nice, thanks for blurtiming […]
- b-mazing
to be in such an amazing mannor that the description of the word must be changed to better suit the awesomeness. (only one step above amazing on the cool scale). dude, are you serious?! that car is yours?! that is so b-mazing! –i got this for you. -really? thats b-mazing!
- Boaby Tache
scottish slang. an act of humiliation/s-xual abuse, in which the perpetrator repeatedly slaps their ‘boaby’ (scottish slang for p-n-s) over the victims top lip such that it resembles a ‘tache’ (or tash, shortened from moustache). “aye david was being a wee d-ckhead the other night, so three of us pinned him doon and i boaby […]