whoritude
the state of mind of being a wh-r-; the att-tude -ssociated with being a sl-t. this encomp-sses many types of sl-ttiness, including whoring oneself out for networking or professional purposes.
person 1: what do i do? i hate this networking cr-p.
person 2: get your whoritude on.
person 1: my roommate comes in every night at 2:30 am making out with a random douchebag and wakes me up. why is she so f-cking inconsiderate?
person 2: it’s her whoritude.
the magnitude to which one is a wh-r-
thank you for not holding my whoritude against me
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