one of those kids that complains that they are poor, they hate their life, cuts themself, and says their life sucks, even though they have the iphone 6s, has never been beaten, abused, lives in a 3,000 square foot house, has nice parents and is spoiled, and isn’t bullied.
jake: dude miranda just posted a picture of her cuts and has depression and anxiety… from her iphone 6s… in her mansion…
josh: she’s a f*ckin whuner bro
- bayou b*tt
bayou b*tt is a beautiful combo elixir of p**p and sweat in the b*tt. not to be confused with swamp *ss. person a: oh sh*t. it’s so hot, and i just p**ped myself. uh oh! person b: sounds like someone has a cl*ssic case of bayou b*tt.
- thai s*x
any s*x act that involves unexpectedly discovering that the woman (or women) has a natural p*n*s. so i was having some hot greek s*x with this chick, but then i looked down… turns out we were actually having thai s*x.
- i ont know
common b*st*rdization of the phrase, “i don’t know” i ont know why the cops keeping messing with me……..
a git catastrophe. a series of inevitable mistakes that will occur when using git or another, similar version control system. i was trying to push my code to the repo, but i had a gitastrophe, so it’ll have to wait.