Whurtle


a hybrid of a turtle and a whale. usually has an obsession with turtles while looking like a whale themselves. can be found in high school science labs all across america. may own turtles named after cartoon characters such as donatello and michelangelo. obsession may lead to jacked up turtle babies if unmonitored.
tourist: omg! look at that whurtle!!
zoo keeper: get off that turtle!! -pulls out cattle pr-ng-

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