wiccan christmas


a made-up term by an idiot with no knowledge of wicca.
“dude, is that evan digging through our dumpster?”
“wait, what did you do with m-ffy the cat’s body?”
“oh, sh-t. today is wiccan christmas, isn’t it…”
” ‘wiccan christmas’? evan’s not wiccan, he’s just a little creep.”
like hippie christmas, but this is when creepy goth kids pick through dumpsters looking for dead things so they can do god-knows-what with them.
“dude, is that evan digging through our dumpster?”
“wait, what did you do with m-ffy the cat’s body?”
“oh, sh-t. today is wiccan christmas, isn’t it…”

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