wide load


what you say to your friends when a fat chick walks by
“hey joey”
“ye?”
“check out that fat chick!”
“ohh! wide load! wide load!”
a misunderstood social outcast. they are outcast because of their size
sean, the wideloaded one.
1. something a semi is hauling thats bigger than the trailer.
2. someone who is really fat and needs to drop about 300 pounds by actually walking instead of riding their d-mn motorized wheelchair around wal-mart all day.
hey service man i need to have my huver round widened my fat -ss has now been cl-ssified as a wide load!
someone who is obese and has a very boheemoth like -ss.
don’t overtake vehicle when turning

my english teacher is a very wide load
a guy or girl that is f-ckin huge, and seems u can never get around them
a fat f-ck
this term is usually given to an extremely fat person e.g. someone so fat that they have fat deposits on their back and an -rs- so big/wide that it’s in a different time zone to the rest of the body.
“dave, mate, your bird is one ‘ell of a wide load!” {make air horn sound} “coming through!”
bigger lady. someone who’s edges would disappear from your peripheral vision if she got to close. also sometimes called helen.
whoah! shes an enormous wideload!!

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