Widge

uk english primary school word for p-n-s – even more childish than w-lly.

can be lengthened to widgy if you want.
“miss, miss – i fell over and hurt my widge.”
verb: to milk all the enjoyment from an activity by doing it many times to the point of near-obsession. for example, to play a favored song over and over. this unusual verb, a corruption of the noun ‘widget’, resulted from the following statement:

“when i enjoy a certain song/book/game/widget, i tend to listen/read/play/widge the sh-t out of it.”

this lead to the phrase ‘to widge the sh-t out of,’ which later gave way to simply ‘to widge.’
“later, guys. i’m going to go widge the sh-t out of that new neil gaiman novel.”

or

“hey, have you played super mario bros 3 yet?”
“not yet. i’m still widging legend of zelda.”
“for christ’s sake, man, you’ve played that godd-mned game sixty-seven times. what the h-ll is this, 1987?”
the general term encomp-ssing all people, creatures and things that are loveable, amiable, nice and/or cute.
can be exclaimed as a complimentary expression or used as an adjective when referring to something.
-aww widge!
-that bloke was widge.
-you’re rather widgey today.
alternative to the word “p-n-s”. can also be used as a non-threatening insult to a person or persons
james: “martin you are such a big widge”
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p-n-s c-ck slong trouser snake pork sword
a widge is a c-ck. so there
d-mn b-tch stop biting my widge
the secong syllable of “sewidge”.
used to subtly implie someone has foul breath.
really really stinky foul smelling breath!
ian would be called widge because his breath stinks so bad!
1. one who mirrors one’s own habits upon another.
2. one who l-sts for women with power.
1. john was being a widgë when he told everyone jimmy had a paddle fetish john just wanted to distract the attention from him and his paddle fetish.
2. adam portrayed himself as a widgë-like character when he went for the dominatrix erin and wendy who could wave her fingers and ban him if she wanted.