Wienerschnitzel Scheisse Slushie
the ultimate daily booster.
the female lies on her back with her -ss in the air and her legs over her head.
the male then penetrates her -sshole until of reasonable width. the male then adds a touch of lime juice, natural yoghurt, a blended fruit mix (preferably strawberry, orange & papaya) and then adds half a gl-ss of crushed ice.
the male then proceeds to penetrate the -sshole once more ensuring that all the ingredients are properly mixed and topping off the combination with a drizzle of c-m.
the female then clenches her -ss and jumps up and down 3 times before farting out the mushy drink into the gl-ss for the male to drink. (can also be used to wash down a nice bowl of chunky nipple soup)
wife: “how was the gym dear?”
husband: “it was good babe…i am very de-hydrated though”…(gasps for air)
wife: “well how about we make you a nice gl-ss of wienerschnitzel scheisse slushie??”
husband: “oh thats lovely dear…nothing like a good ol drink from the stink to quench my thirst!!!”
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