the act of never losing a wet soggy erect p*n*s
i have a wigadiggle
- eskimo b*lls deep
when it’s so cold out that you tuck your scr*t*m into the woman’s v*g*n* during s*x to keep it warm. “it was so freezing last night i was pounding my old lady and had to go eskimo b*lls deep to stay warm!”
- busted *n*l pipeline
before s*x one person takes a large amount of laxatives causing diarrhea diarrhea. then during s*x the person loaded up on laxitives is going to be the one taking it up the *ss and proceeds to get on all 4. then a d*ck is inserted into the bung hole, then waits for the other person […]
- took a bernie
when you rail against a small-business owner for not providing all of her employees free healthcare even though she can’t afford insurance herself. i just took a bernie on my local small business grocery store. how dare they not be as rich as the ceo of kroger?!
- chocolate cream sickle
when you f*ck a woman in the *ss and then you make her suck you off till you c*m !! oh i gave your mom a chocolate cream sickle last night !!