Wiggaraptor
considered to be one of the gayest forms of prehistoric life ever to walk planet earth. the wiggaraptor preyed on small unsuspecting plant and animal life and commonly consumed only the gentiles of its victims. the remains of these creatures stay gay even in death, and commonly only gay or metros-xual archeologist’s can find the fossils. the wiggaraptor had bright white skin and usually tried to hang around other early life with a darker skin tone, but was almost always ditched due it it’s gayness and suggestions of having 6 or 7 consecutive wagjobs. because the wiggarapor was born gay it was very hard for it to reproduce, and so it developed ways of tricking animals into getting piggy back rides on its back, then promptly f-cking them about halfway through the trip when the animals weren’t looking. this created many cross breeds of h-m-s-xual prehistoric life which were commonly very f-cked up, and so eventually evolved into the wiggasaurus. esentially, the wiggaraptor was a f-cked up b-tch who roamed around trying to find -ss. recent studies have also concluded that the wiggaraptor may have been the distant relative of such species as the egret and egro, although a proper basis for this -ssumption has not yet been made.
n-gg-raptor1: ayyyyyaawf, look at that wiggaraptor!
negrosaurus: d-mn, it tryin to get those ferns to give it a wagjob!
n-gg-raptor2: man thats f-cked up…
n-gg-raptor1: ay, i hope that thing dont evolve, if it does it gonna be f-ckin screwed.
negrosaurus: yeah, itll prolly get called a wegro or some sh-t.
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