Wigger Chic


the clothing of choice for wannabe white kids with no self esteem or sense of individuality. wigger chic clothing can usually be purchased in mail-order catalogs such as fingerhut or in wal-mart. popular brands include but are not limited to ecko and fubu. female clothes are skintight and low cut so as to better display the “ho’s” goods. 90% have some sort of logo or phrase emblazoned across the -ss and are accessorized with giant “gold” hoops and ugg boots. male clothes are a standard 3 to 5 sizes to large and accessorized with several chains that look like they were bought in a dollar store and overly large stud earrings that are supposed to be diamonds.
me: jeeze, look at all these wigger chic threads in fingerhut! looks like freakin’ wal-mart in here!

my sister: bleh, those chicks look even sk-nker than the p-ssycat dolls!

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my sister: did that guy just hit on you?!

me: yeah, he’s a cutie but those wigger chic stud earrings make him look like a total tool…

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