Wiggly Bumper
noun, verb. the act of intentionally, for erotic s-xual or s-xual entertainment purposes ‘b-mp’ or slap another person, usually female with varying degrees of intensity or ferocity, usually female, in the head or face from any direction or yaw at the discretion of the provider of the described ‘wiggly b-mper’ with a so called ‘semi-chub,’ otherwise known as a semi erect p-n-s.
james: g-d d-mn becky look at that bad b-tch over there!
becky: ew she looks so dirty!
james: yup, and she is just askin for the wiggliest of the wiggly b-mpers of ever and id give it to her!
becky: whats a wiggly b-mper?
james: ask your boyfriend
ben: hey babe lets get a little frisky.
becky: can you show me what a wiggly b-mper is?
ben: oh you could get wiggly b-mpered and i know you need it!!
becky: show me the way of the wiggly b-mpeeerrrr!
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