wiggly jiggly
when you get drunk and high on weed, decided to jump some crazy gangsters, then get your -ss kicked for being a total dumbsh-t. it also defines the limpness of your mr. d-ck after you take a cold shower (note: it is very hard to have s-x with a wiggly jiggly) it also defines the state of your mind for being dumbsh-t enough to look up “wiggly jiggly” on a website.
1. i got my -ss beat pullin off a wiggly jiggly!
2. i couldnt do it right with her with my wiggly jiggly!
3. wow, im a total internet wiggly jiggly.
wiggly jiggly can mean anything you want it to mean! (:
mom: blahblahblah!@#@!@$
child: oh stop being so wiggly jiggly.
girl 1: oh my gosh i just got new shoes!`
girl 2: that is so wiggly jiggly!
random person: bark!
person: that was so wiggly jiggly…
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