Wiki Wank


a deliberate alteration of an article found in wikipedia often in the form of vandalism, damage control or to add a “spin” to a subject or movement.

wikipedia is edited by anonymous users and sometimes “editors” modify listings in wikipedia to suit an agenda or for mere sport, mockery or as vandals.

such a modification is called a “wiki w-nk”
omg! did you see the screenshot of the wikipedia page about the obama? it said on wikipedia that obama started world war 2! apparently it didn’t get noticed or changed for 3 months…what a perfect wiki w-nk!
a “wiki w-nk” is a wee quick bout of self pleasuring.

the word “wiki” translates into “quick” and we all know what a “w-nk” is…don’t we? so basically a wiki w-nk is a quick, sometimes messy, game of “me-myself-&-i”!

my boyfriend has gone to the club with the lads to watch some football so i need a good wiki w-nk!

better go to wikiw-nk.com!
to quickly check wikipedia in order to try to win an argument (over the internet usually). unintelligent people generally do this to make themselves look smarter than what they are.
a:-compelling argument-

b: -wiki w-nks- -goes on to re-word a page off of wikipedia for a reb-ttal-

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