wikipedia snowball
like a snowball rolling down a mountain, growing ever larger as it continues toward the bottom, a wikipedia snowball occurs when one researches something on the wikipedia, only to then click link after link into subsequent articles of interest until, suddenly, several hours have p-ssed.
jim: “i’m sorry i’m late, i got caught in a wikipedia snowball. i was looking for information on the new james bond movie and suddenly four hours had p-ssed. on the bright side, now i know what happens in marvel zombies, i can tell you how astronomers gauge the temperature of stars, and why world war i started.”
jim’s boss: “you’re still fired.”
jim: “f-ck.”
like a snowball rolling down a mountain, growing ever larger as it continues toward the bottom, a wikipedia snowball occurs when one researches something on the wikipedia, only to then click link after link into subsequent articles of interest until, suddenly, several hours have p-ssed.
“i’m sorry i’m late, i got caught in a wikipedia snowball. i was looking for information on the new james bond movie and suddenly four hours had p-ssed. on the bright side, now i know what happens in marvel zombies, i can tell you how astronomers gauge the temperature of stars, and why world war i started.”
‘you’re still fired.’
“f-ck.”
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