Wilbert
aka superman
flawless h-ll of a male
your lucky if he’s in your presences
very cool dude
girl : d-mn he must be a wilbert
a s-xi fly -ss n-gg- from oakland
look at that wilbert over there
one’s p-n-s or genial area
let’s play with his wilbert!
my wilbert is sore!
when a straight heteros-xual male accidentally sticks his thumb up another man’s r-ct-m, purely by mistake. usually occurs in male community showers at gyms or prisons/correctional facilities and dark rooms.
as i entered the dark room, i slipped and fell on greg’s bed, accidentally giving him a wilbert.
as the doctor was checking my cheeks, he accidentally gave me a wilbert.
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