wild eugene
a very dangerous and hazardous individual that has not been held in captivity and roams around freely around schools and the internet. wild eugenes are known for wearing light-up sketchers, carrying an ar-15 in their m-ssive backpacks, and frequently striking {birdman} videos if they feel triggered. it has also been a scientifically proven fact that wild eugenes are active supporters of political correctness and die shortly after a school shooting.
according to statistics, it has been concluded that {birdman} and his subscribers have brought justice to over 300 wild eugenes, 90% which visit buzzfeed on a daily basis and post actively on their tumblr blog.
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