Will You Be My Fortiestine?
a celebration of the love valentine’s day and malt liquor. friends of all backgrounds gather on valentines day and consume 40 oz. of malt liquor in what can only be described as an orgy of alcohol. usually done while listening to love-themed music. possible side effects include projectile vomiting and concussion.
“dude, did you hear that chop almost died during will you be my fortiestine?”
“wait, i took my shirt off during will you be my fortiestine?”
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