Willum Ass


an nice, plump backside that’s ripe for spanking or -n-l penetration. most clearly defined as an -ss big enough to hold a c-cktail or libation similar to a shelf -ss.
jane has a great willum -ss, i know this because an -ss becomes good when i can rest my beer on her -ss when she’s standing up.

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