Willy Wompus


a word that you use when you want to say “retarted” infront of those people who are extremely -n-l about people saying “retarted”
dude 1: “dude i just fell off my skateboard and broke my arm!”

dude 2:”bro that looks serious!it’s all…w-lly wompus!”

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