Wilson Effect
the phenomenon of heightened human receptiveness to humour during the act of consuming water (or any drink). supposedly first doc-mented in the 1920s by british neurologist samuel alexander kinnier wilson, who noted the increased likelihood of choking and/or spillage owing to exposure to comedy stimuli while sipping/swigging/supping.
alan: hey, you know how everything’s funnier when you’re taking a drink?
brian: no..
alan: yeah, you know, the wilson effect. watch this… hey! colin!
colin: yes? -takes a sip of his beverage-
alan: big fat c-cks!!
colin: -splort!- you idiot! you made me slop my drink and a little bit went up my nose! that wasn’t even funny!
brian: ah yes, the wilson effect.
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