Wilsonville High School


an oregon high school of relatively small size and comparatively high levels of general awesome. holds high educational standards, with an exceptional ap program. the majority of its sports teams are known for consistently pwning most other teams in its conference and beyond. it has strange but effective architecture with industrial influences. the interior of whs includes actual neon signs, which are really stupid but nevertheless tend to instill reluctant jealousy in the hearts of visitors.
wilsonville high school says: “none shall p-ss.”
the gayest school ever….it’s located in lovely wilsonville (which is also pretty gay) and the school is full of sl-ts, stoners, douchebags, and “ravers”. haha! this is the worst place ever, and i basically hate everyone who goes there. f-ck wilsonville.
for their winter formal dance, the students of wilsonville high school wore tie-dye and neon clothes. what unbelievable douches.
a high school in wilsonville that is known for having high education standards. however, all of the kids at wilsonville high school f-ckheads and are h-m-s-xual. this causes one to question; why the f-ck does any one go to this school? no one knows. also, billy is a wh-r-.
kid a: “i saw billy at wilsonville high school last night.”
kid b: “oh, yeah? what was he doing”
kid a: “begging for c-ck.”
kid b: “gross.”

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