Wimbledon Classic


when one farts in a tennis can over a period of time, saving up the gas to form a deadly release of intestinal toxins to share with whom ever a person reisdes with once that person has p-ssed out/ fallen asleep. particularly effective with small children who have a tendancy cry as a result of the experience but is nevertheless, hillarious.
i went to taco bell for lunch and then i pulled a wimbledon cl-ssic on my five year old.

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