Wimpleton’s Disease


a physical condition in which urine continues leaking from the urethra after the individual believes they have finished urinating and dressed themselves. the condition often leaves obvious wet spots on the victim’s clothes and can be an embarr-ssment in any social interaction. heavy coffee drinkers notice an increase in the condition with an increase in consumption.
“boy this coffee tastes great. it’s really helping me prepare for our exams. oh christ! it looks like i’m getting a case of “wimpleton’s disease.” look at this wet spot!”

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