wind wiener


a wind wiener is when you give someone a really bad bl-w j-b and it turns them off so much that it has a negative effect. instead of getting wet, they get intensely dry, so much that their d-ck is comparable to a blow dryer.
emily gave me suuuch a wind wiener last night. i’ve never been so turned off in my life.

i’d rather stare at that fat lady’s mole for 6 hours then get another wind wiener from emily.

i couldn’t find my blow dryer after i got out of the shower last night, so i just got emily to give me a wind wiener.

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